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Digital or Litho?

Smaller runs up to one thousand business cards, leaflets and stationary are digitally printed. This is like a huge colour laser printer and is ideal for short-run prints. However, the quality is still second-place to lithographic printing.

Lithographic printing is the industry standard and surpasses digital printing in every way including quality, variety, cost and turnaround. It involves the creation of a printing plate which is inserted into a huge press, which uses CMYK inks to print your design. Glossy paper can be used too, so your options are broader. It’s ALWAYS cheaper as the quantity required increases. View the prices below, they’re ‘shit-hot’!

Sizes and Thickness (GSM)

Wondering how much bigger A5 is than A4? Don’t worry, my creative version of a printing paper-size chart can be viewed and downloaded here. [tippy title="What is GSM?" header="on"]No, it’s got nothing to do with mobile phones, fool. The thickness of a sheet of paper is indicated by it’s weight, usually measured in grams per square metre (gsm). The lower the gsm, the thinner the paper. 170gsm, for example is a thin paper usually used for flyers and leaflets. 350gsm, on the other hand, is more heavier and ‘card-like’. It’s thick and is ideal for quality business cards. Prices for printing vary depending on thickness required.[/tippy]

Products

PLEASE NOTE: APRIL 2011, STILL UPDATING PRODUCTS AND PRICES – BEAR WITH ME!
For all your commercial and corporate printing, I’m your ‘man with a tan who can’. All design and artwork includes unlimited edits and instant communication, until your lucky ass is satisfied. Only then does the job go to print and delivery.
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Full Colour Business Cards

Here's my selection of business cards and prices. Prices shown are for both single-sided and double-sided variations. These are PRINTING prices only and include VAT, where applicable, and standard 6-9 working days for delivery. A separate charge for artwork and design is added if you require my sick graphic design skills(!)
ARTWORK / DESIGN CHARGE: £15 PER SIDE

	250	500	1,000	2,000	5,000	10,000	20,000	25,000
	59	68	81	122	239	318	461	559

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Full Colour A5 Flyers and Leaflets

Here's my selection of A5 flyers and/or leaflets. Prices shown are for both single-sided and double-sided variations. These are PRINTING prices only and include VAT, where applicable, and standard 6-9 working days for delivery. A separate charge for artwork and design is added if you require my sick graphic design skills(!)
ARTWORK / DESIGN CHARGE: £40 PER SIDE

	250	500	1,000	5,000	10,000	20,000	50,000
	42/49	42/52	63/69	83/94	119/138	189/255	479/499
	40/44	49/54	59/65	91/103	155/169	268/288	499/599
	49/59	59/68	59/79	115/135	169/189	309/359	759/825
	69/79	89/95	99/109	378/388	525/549	969/999	1920/2060

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Full Colour A4 Flyers and Leaflets

Here's my selection of A4 flyers and/or leaflets. Prices shown are for both single-sided and double-sided variations. These are PRINTING prices only and include VAT, where applicable, and standard 6-9 working days for delivery. A separate charge for artwork and design is added if you require my sick graphic design skills(!)
ARTWORK / DESIGN CHARGE: £50 PER SIDE

	250	500	1,000	5,000	10,000	20,000	50,000
	44/57	47/64	61/74	128/149	199/238	372/427	869/924
	42/58	49/69	59/77	149/162	278/301	467/509	1140/1220
	58/75	69/93	83/108	222/248	349/399	615/699	1699/1812
		135/149	175/183	522/566	879/949	1849/1940

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Full Colour A6 Flyers and Leaflets

Here's my selection of A6 flyers and/or leaflets. Prices shown are for both single-sided and double-sided variations. These are PRINTING prices only and include VAT, where applicable, and standard 6-9 working days for delivery. A separate charge for artwork and design is added if you require my sick graphic design skills(!)
ARTWORK / DESIGN CHARGE: £30 PER SIDE

	250	500	1,000	5,000	10,000	20,000	50,000
	29/41	31/44	38/49	57/62	79/85	117/132	266/299
	30/43	32/46	41/50	62/67	84/91	127/149	310/343
	39/59	49/69	58/66	69/85	99/129	179/199
		67/79	78/88	177/186	283/299	522/544

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130gsm Litho Posters

Here's my selection of posters, printed to perfection. Prices shown are for full-colour, single-sided print on gloss or silk finish - the way it SHOULD be. These are PRINTING prices only and include VAT, where applicable, and a standard 6-9 working days for delivery. A separate charge for artwork and design is added if you require my sick graphic design skills(!)
ARTWORK / DESIGN CHARGE: £70 PER POSTER.

	1	5	20	50	100	500	1000	5000	10000
	27	39	45	59	89	109	122	288	489
	25	58	99	119	139	148	169	458	859
	29	99	139	168	184	229	289	866	1654
	39	139	254	285	299	412	534	1722	3349

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190gsm Digital Posters

Printed full colour with a vivid gloss finish. Prices shown are per poster print. Prices in brackets are for print and lamination.
ARTWORK / DESIGN CHARGE: £70 PER POSTER.

	1-50	50-100	100-150
	£2(5)	£1.80 (£4.50)	£1.50 (£4.00)
	£6(10)	£5.50 (£9.50)	£5.00 (£9.00)
	£15(24)	£14.50 (£23.00)	£14.00 (£23.00)
	£20(40)	£19.00 (£38.00)	£19.00 (£38.00)

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Full Colour A4 to DL 6PP Folded Menus

Folded twice along 1/3 A4. Prices shown are for full-colour, double-sided lithographic print on six DL sides (compliment slip size). These are PRINTING prices only and include VAT, where applicable, and a standard 6-9 working days for delivery. A separate charge for artwork and design is added if you require my sick graphic design skills(!)
ARTWORK / DESIGN CHARGE: £100 PER MENU OR LEAFLET.

	250	500	1,000	5,000	10,000	20,000	30,000	50,000
	95	99	138	239	339	499	669	995
	92	109	123	244	365	599		1149

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Full Colour A4 to A5 Folded Menus and Leaflets

Here's my selection of restaurant and takeaway menus and general leaflets. Prices shown are for full-colour, double-sided lithographic print on four A5 sides - the way it SHOULD be. These are PRINTING prices only and include VAT, where applicable, and a standard 6-9 working days for delivery. A separate charge for artwork and design is added if you require my sick graphic design skills(!)
ARTWORK / DESIGN CHARGE: £90 PER MENU OR LEAFLET.

	250	500	1,000	5,000	10,000	20,000	30,000	50,000
	85	89	117	229	328	479	642	857
	92	109	123	244	365	599		1149

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Full Colour A3 to A4 Folded Menus and Leaflets

Here's my selection of A3-to-A4 folded restaurant and takeaway menus and general leaflets. Prices shown are for full-colour, double-sided lithographic print on four A4 sides - the way it SHOULD be. These are PRINTING prices only and include VAT, where applicable, and a standard 6-9 working days for delivery. A separate charge for artwork and design is added if you require my sick graphic design skills(!)
ARTWORK / DESIGN CHARGE: £90 PER MENU OR LEAFLET.

	250	500	1,000	5,000	10,000	20,000	30,000	50,000
	139	147	166	345	555	899		1695
	139	159	175	399	629	1099		1850

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Full Colour A4 Letterheads

Here's my selection of letterheads and prices. Prices shown are for single-sided. These are PRINTING prices only and include VAT, where applicable, and standard 6-9 working days for delivery. A separate charge for artwork and design is added if you require my sick graphic design skills(!)
ARTWORK / DESIGN CHARGE: £20

	250	500	1,000	2,500	5,000	10,000	20,000	50,000
	53	65	72	87	139	177	311	889
	66	77	89	128	211	299	544	1459

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Full Colour DL Compliment Slips

Here's my selection of compliment slips and prices. Prices shown are for single-sided. These are PRINTING prices only and include VAT, where applicable, and standard 6-9 working days for delivery. A separate charge for artwork and design is added if you require my sick graphic design skills(!)
ARTWORK / DESIGN CHARGE: £20

	250	500	1,000	2,500	5,000	10,000	20,000	50,000
	45	52	59	73	145	168	226	585
	64	77	89	135	149	235	311	555

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Full Colour Stationary Packs

Stationary packs which include the same number of letterheads, compliment slips and business cards. All business cards are double-sided. These are PRINTING prices only and include VAT, where applicable, and standard 6-9 working days for delivery from design confirmation. A separate charge for artwork and design is added if you require my sick graphic design skills(!)
ARTWORK / DESIGN CHARGE: £60 PER PACK

	500	1,000	5,000	10,000	20,000	30,000	50,000
	178	225	531	777
	159	212	422	615

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Process

From design to print to delivery:

Turnaround

Depending on how long it takes your fussy-ass to be satisfied with the design, expect delivery within 7 to 10 working days. Larger print runs can take slightly longer.

Print Formats

FULL COLOUR DIGITAL – for small runs of business cards and flyers
FULL COLOUR LITHO CMYK – for larger runs of menus, flyers, brochures etc
FULL COLOUR VINYL – for large scale graphics and signs
FULL COLOUR CANVAS – for banners

Price and Payment

You love your money, right? You sleep with it and hate spending it? Don’t worry you cheapskate motherhuffer, my prices are reasonable and I’m not in the business of ripping folk off. All jobs require a 25% deposit upon agreement. The remaining 75% upon completion and delivery.